PUERTO RICO: DEAF AND BLIND HOGS SOCIETY TALES

ONCE upon a time..there was this people in some West Indies isle, who climbing down them trees and settled on the ground, their
matriarch Juana Morales, known for being the only woman eating Altocarpus altilis  with  Persea americana,  was able to procreate like earthworms and snails.  Later, the myth goes, El Negro Bembon and Elena had children on their own, in brief, the origins of the deaf and blind hogs society,  feebleminded or obtuse if you prefer a higher register.  Perico, their child, also deaf ,was killed in the railroad tracks, by some sugar cane train, probably while taking a stroll munching some Mangifera indica, during one of those picturesque sun set/rise in the former enchanted isle, now crowded with almost the same amount of registered vehicles as people...over 3 million and a constant noise sound track.

That was a cool introduction if you ask me. It could provide material for a whole short story about these deaf/blind hogs society who are distinctly different with their ability to be loud, looking the other way, showing an innate dislike of criticism and not giving a flying fart about their environment, understanding it or showing a little sophistication  about any notions regarding the  subject or any other connected to it.


Yet they live proudly with some ball players, boxers, miss universe, regueton, their best selling music export and some jerk astronaut.  With a public debt of about 100 billion, every analist/economist has been explaining the why/when but nojuan can offer the HOW it will be paid. For this reason, perhaps, you should not be too hard to judge these bipeds, the tyranny, oppressing the not quiet minority, that is myself.

The callousness demonstrated on the photos from the San Juan Historic Site, the MAC museum, the mutilated trees in Luis Munhoz Rivera Park, is only made worse by the silence, indifference of all the bastards and bastardettes with whom I shared them photos with my galactic, humble, educated, editorial comments/facts.

Here is probably the greatest  feebleminded deed I have witnessed/chronicled in the last decade,  from these blind/deaf hogs in the Municipality of San Juan, under Carmen Yulin now, and Santini Black Tears before.  The blind/deaf hogs leading the illiterate/functional illiterate municipal employees who thought of installing a garden in a Death Valley environment, planting costly, intolerant to salt breeze palm trees on the surface.. while trying to install a garden in the underground Ballaja parking lot in Old San Juan,  without much air, lots of  C02, indirect artificial light, an irrigation system in a vacuum since nothing will grow there, dead/dry turf and a totally compacted/sterile soil.

Forgive them LORD, these deaf/bling hogs can not do any better. Bless their hearts....except to throwing and  tax payers money all over the place, while screwing the flora/fauna living conditions  on the surface and below.